Caring A Little Less Every Day

date: August 12, 2003
time: 2:42 p.m.
about: let's roast mickey mouse next

Did anyone watch the Roast of Denis Leary on Comedy Central? Sure, Adam Ferrara and Lenny Clarke were hilarious but the funniest thing I saw in this obscenity filled, TV-M rated, disclaimer carrying insult fest was the Lizzie McGuire/Disney Channel commercial that aired during the broadcast. Yes, little kiddies, when you're f@!king done watching f%&king Denis Leary telling his comedian pals (and not to mention his priest) to go f*#k themselves, why not flip over to good old wholesome family fun with Disney Channel and Lizzie F$@king McGuire. Wonderful. The little tramp's always dressed like a slut anyway so what's one more harmful message to kids, huh? Jesus Christ, what's tonight's episode, Lizzie discovers the many colors of LSD? Littering and? Littering and? Smokin' the reefer. I know I kinda went off a weird way there, but my point is why is Disney Channel advertising in the middle of a Comedy Central Roast, the most vulgar program on the network (even more so than South Park)?

I'm getting cable internet over at my mom's house now so I'm promising to update this diary six times a week. I'd say every day, but I need to give myself allowances in there for when I'm not able. And it's not gonna be those bullshit entries about all the boring shit I do. It's gonna be about all the stupid crap people do that makes me say "What the--?" Anyway, those of you that haven't left can look forward to many more entries, starting this weekend.

Hoping I didn't kill you off,
Drew

P.S. I have another rant about Disney Channel that I'll type up later.

before | after

BUMP! - February 07, 2005
done...and this time, for good - November 18, 2004
a Democrat thinking like a Republican - November 11, 2004
go vote, get screwed - October 26, 2004
do you miss me? - October 12, 2004