time: 6:59 p.m.
about: torture
Torture is watching your family eat chicken, beef, and pork kabobs, cheesy potatoes, green beans, and salad while you eat your lukewarm, leftover, mashed-up Chef Boyardee ravioli. Their choice of dinner conversation thus far? How their meal is the best they've had in a long time. Wonderful. Oh, and there's six seats for seven people, so I'm down here on the couch enjoying my Tupperware cuisine and dribbling water all over myself.
Feeling like a primate,
Drew
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