time: 10:10 p.m.
about: milk pranks
I wish I owned a milk company. With April Fool's Day coming up in about a week or so, I have the greatest prank ever for all those milk company CEOs reading this. For just that day, I would...wait for it...change the color of all the milk caps. Everybody buys their milk by the color of the cap. Fucking everyone, man. I change the color of the caps, everyone gets screwed on their milk. Sure, it's pure evil and would probably make tons of people sick, but if you look past that it's really quite funny.
I thought of that while working an unexpected shift tonight. Our CSM called me about 4:15 and asked me to come in as soon as I could until 9. I wasn't doing anything, so I accepted. I got there and saw that I was scheduled for 2.5 hours of carts. Total cart time at the end of the night? Approximately 11 minutes. I also worked with Greg, Adam, and Dustin, all really cool people. And to top off the great night, I'm sitting here in bed in my PJs eating my very own pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream, my favorite ever.
Banana fanatic,
Drew
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